See, when you use them though, you are going to find out that it was actually possible to go triking even while still in laying down position. That would mean nirvana for most of us who have been dreaming of transportation without the use of ANY of our movements. Still, we still have to use our legs so we guess they are still not up to here yet with innovation. In the future, there will be no need for movements. For now, we have Recumbent Trikes.
If this is more of a hobby to you then we got to say that you have an interesting hobby. It might not be a rare hobby to have since a lot of people out there like to go biking every now and then. But this kind of bike or trike is certainly on a different level than what we are used to.
But then again we are really lazy bunches of garbage people so we most likely will be okay with all of that. To not be moving that much while pretending to exercise on a bike? Hot damn, it sounds like, a fun time.
And then we could even try to race each other on those ridiculous yet awesome trikes and just generally make the most of it. Because by God those things look fun to mess around with. We wonder if you could drive those things around with someone sitting on top of you.
That will make things even harder for us when we decide that the world is beautiful and we have to move in order to look at it. So this tricycle thing sounds amazing but at the same time an omen to our lazy downfall. Is it really okay for us to become such slobs to society?
And it will certainly be entertaining to see a bunch of adults racing along the road in their trike like that. It sounds like an event that would be on Twitter for a long time too. And people will bound to make memes about it because that is what internet people do with their spare time. And as fun as that sounds, it does make the internet people seem a little pathetic.
Maybe even record it and post it on a social media platform just to show to the world how much fun total idiots can have in one single night. With the use of alcohol and this weird looking trike. Other dumber people have done worse than this and at least you are not likely to die with this one.
Yes, we know who you are, memers and social justice warriors. Even if you have that much power online, know that you are nothing in real life. Use your power online for something good instead of just complaining all the time.
And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.
If this is more of a hobby to you then we got to say that you have an interesting hobby. It might not be a rare hobby to have since a lot of people out there like to go biking every now and then. But this kind of bike or trike is certainly on a different level than what we are used to.
But then again we are really lazy bunches of garbage people so we most likely will be okay with all of that. To not be moving that much while pretending to exercise on a bike? Hot damn, it sounds like, a fun time.
And then we could even try to race each other on those ridiculous yet awesome trikes and just generally make the most of it. Because by God those things look fun to mess around with. We wonder if you could drive those things around with someone sitting on top of you.
That will make things even harder for us when we decide that the world is beautiful and we have to move in order to look at it. So this tricycle thing sounds amazing but at the same time an omen to our lazy downfall. Is it really okay for us to become such slobs to society?
And it will certainly be entertaining to see a bunch of adults racing along the road in their trike like that. It sounds like an event that would be on Twitter for a long time too. And people will bound to make memes about it because that is what internet people do with their spare time. And as fun as that sounds, it does make the internet people seem a little pathetic.
Maybe even record it and post it on a social media platform just to show to the world how much fun total idiots can have in one single night. With the use of alcohol and this weird looking trike. Other dumber people have done worse than this and at least you are not likely to die with this one.
Yes, we know who you are, memers and social justice warriors. Even if you have that much power online, know that you are nothing in real life. Use your power online for something good instead of just complaining all the time.
And anyway, they are made for adults mostly, those that probably cannot be bothered to go to regular bicycle races and have a need for exercise. Particularly the ones that are told they need it but have some kind of back issue to worry about.
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